So Sam and I have been house-hunting for what feels like decades. We've been on every property site the internet has to offer. Might I just add that it really doesn't help my poor soul (emphasis on POOR) when I click on "Modern and exciting cluster style living on 4th Street could be yours!" and this friggen monstrosity comes up! Because, you know, R40M is like an average house.
Property description reading: "magnificent architecture and the finest of finishes. Incomparable receptions including a home theatre, sophisticated bar and wine cellar. An outstanding entertainment deck with rim-flow pool and koi ponds. Five luxurious bedrooms-all en suite-lavish main en suite extends over the entire top floor complete with study and private Jacuzzi deck."
At R40M...I should flippen hope so!
Should've known something was up when all of 14 images were available to view. Ever noticed how all the dodgy ones never have images? Like, who the hec buys a house without seeing what it looks like?! Grates my liver! #notetopropertysites
After painfully grasping that this in fact was not a friggen cluster! I slowly picked up the pieces of my shattered heart and realised I had left the bar of the search criteria on R15M+.Yes, maybe I deserved that, but alas, this is how the better halves of our society live.
Along with my ego, flew any ideas of hosting fancy soiree's in my red and white polka-dot frock complete with Martha Stewart pearls right out of the double-volume windows. :(
Along with my ego, flew any ideas of hosting fancy soiree's in my red and white polka-dot frock complete with Martha Stewart pearls right out of the double-volume windows. :(
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