The fugly truth about MEN...

We've all heard that saying “Men, can't live with them, can't live without them”. Although we love our male counterparts, fact is we've been wired differently. Thought you'd get a kick out of these:

1. What Men Want: If it were up to them, men would have sex, drink beer, eat, have sex, watch sports and porn and have more sex. Sorry ladies, absolutely nothing we can do about this one but it's nice to know they can dream ;)

2. Flirting: Lets face it, as much as we don't want to admit it, women flirt with your man. Yes, even at work! In fact, some may have crushes on him. Sure, not all men are tall, dark and handsome but think about it this way, if you find him attractive, other women do too. He probably doesn’t tell you when it happens, because he's preventing WWIII. But then again, do you tell him every time a man hits on you?

 

3. Ogling: If your man denies noticing other women then sorry but he's lying! Fact is there will always be some chick that's prettier, hotter and thinner than you. Whether you think she's in your league or not, he's still gonna stare. Just don't do the whole “Do you think she’s prettier than me?” He finds self-confidence much sexier than insecurity.

4. The Bachelor: The idea that all men want to be bachelors all their lives is simply not true. Most like the idea of spending the rest of their lives with one good woman. I had to learn the hard way that even though I'm married I shouldn’t assume that he’s secretly pining for the bachelor life he left behind. Some men will take love, fulfilment and security over lonely nights and an empty fridge any day....

5. Case of the Ex: Men are visual creatures, so if they ever meet or hear about your ex they instantly visualize you sleeping with him…not good. Same applies if you ever say another guy is hot or get whiplash from checking him out; prepare for an argument.

6.The Cheating Truth: Men would love to cheat – believe it or not. Most men want a wife and a side dish. Now wouldn't that be ideal? See, men are natural born hunters. They like to chase and once they've been caught they sort of loose interest. They would be willing to cheat more as long as they are guaranteed not to get caught. Well, who wouldn't want this? You get to have your cake and eat it.

7. Common Interest: Don't go celebrating just yet. Men only agree to watch horrid shows like “Top Model” to see other women. They couldn't care less if Mindy or Coco wins the challenge they just want to see their skinny asses getting down and dirty in bikini's. On the bright side though it makes them feel grateful that their lady isn’t an attention starved, gold digger, with no soul.

Always remember - Men are like parking spaces; The good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped.