Ok, so the cold season is upon us and it's all about layering up, but does this mean we need to neglect what goes on underneath all the chunky apparel?
Let's face it, if you still have days of the week underwear it means you either have terrible time keeping skills or need to hurry up and drag yourself into the century. Allow yourself to be schooled...
Super Elaborate Underwear with garters, lace and stockings! You're self-conscience, but omg, you're hot! You woke up one morning and realised you have lady parts and are discovering the benefits of how far you can get when you flaunt them ;)
Boylegs! You appreciate your booty and that is why you spend some quality time at the gym. You're no Cameron Diaz but you've been known to stand around in these and a tank top dancing in front of the mirror.
Granny Panties! Look, you appreciate comfort and there's nothing wrong with that! You're secure in yourself, love to kick back on the couch in your granny panties and watch back to back episodes of Antiques Road Show. To hell with what anyone else thinks, you're a freedom fighter damnit!
Thong! You're super feminine. You might have been in a sorority. Men mistake your paralyzing fear of panty lines for an attempt to be sexy, but you're sort of ok with it.
The C-String! To be quiet honest, I have no idea wtf this
contraption is, but you must be some sort of alien to pull this off. Check it out 
And last but not least...
No Underwear!
Can you say, Britaney Spears? Lol, just kidding. You don't conform to the rules. You roll how you want to roll and if that's underwear free, then it's underwear free.
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